Friday, August 14, 2009

Mystery of the Wavering Hemoglobin - Part II

When Watson walked in he found Holmes sunk in his armchair. There was infinite bliss, like that of sage, on his face. The smoke from his pipe was dancing in front of his face. His eyes were shut as if he was in a trance.
"Watson!," said he. "Pray sit down, my dear friend. How was your visit to the countryside this morning? And I know you are anxious to know the outcome of my Indian mystery."
"Holmes!" said Watson incredulously, "how is heavens did you know that I had been to country side and that I was dying to know about your Indian client?"
A smirk appeared on Holmes meditative face. "The smell of the grass and moist mud from the soles of your shoes suggest you were out of London and in the greener pastures, Watson. And today you opened the door with more urgency than you usually do which suggests your anxiety about something, dear friend."
"Ha, haa!," said Holmes and drummed his long fingers on the side table. "You have cracked the affair of mysterious hemoglobin, haven't you Holmes?" Watson said with twinkle in his eyes. "Yes!" said Holmes and paced towards fireplace. "Mr. Kartik's hemoglobin was at a healthier 8.3 and not a paltry 6.7. The WBCs also were much livelier 1600 than the bleak 1000 which the suspicious report suggested. This time the blood was drawn through a prick in the hand and not through the central line."
"So it was the diluted sample which was the cause?" queried Watson.
"Unquestionably!" said Holmes stoking the fire, "the bad sample had traces of the anticoagulant which might have crept inside the blood sample because only 5 ml of blood was disposed before taking the sample instead of the conventional 10 ml. My only regret, Watson, is that my telegram arrived a bit late I couldn't prevent Mr. Kartik from undergoing an unwanted blood transfusion." Holmes settled back in his armchair.
"Well what's important Holmes is that you brought relief and smile on the faces of family members of Mr. Kartik, who probably had a harrowing time seeing a report which was out of place."
Holmes had suddenly became more reflective and said, "yes undoubtedly. Rindanis are breathing a sigh of relief. However, Watson, there are so many things which my logical reasoning fails to see sitting here, seven seas away from my client. For instance, why weren't eyebrows raised by doctors on seeing this dip? Why was patient not asked questions that would ascertain if he was bleeding or not? Why a new sample was not asked for? Sitting here logical deductions will not help me find out if this lapse was due to sheer workload pressure on doctors or due to apathy? Regardless wasn't it imperative to have these checks done for a patient in such delicate state as Mr. Kartik?"
Mrs. Hudson walked in it with supper before Watson could answer Holmes. "Come join me for supper Watson. Mrs. Hudson has made some fine baked oysters, cream soup with broiled fish with Mrs. Hudson's piece de resistance - plum pudding." "Mr. Holmes, please ring the bell if you find anything malodorous in the courses!" said Mrs. Hudson with a mischievous smile. Holmes chortled knowingly.
"Watson, I have two tickets for immersing ourselves in the divine music of this new violinist from Vienna. Let's forget everything and anything related to blood for the next two hours. I am not taking a no for an answer, Watson."

21 comments:

  1. Kartik beta I went through Sherlok Holmes- both the parts and when I was reading it I totaly forgot that this your blog I am reading. Fortunatly, I read both the parts togather so I could read it with a real reader's anxity which only you could create in all readers, so hats off to you for your wonderful talent. with blessings to our wonderful child - Kartik
    Ma

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  2. Whew!!!!!! Great news!!!
    Chandana

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  3. the way the first new was put up was less scary (i am tlakin of part-I) and the way the second part is written its make all of us more happy.

    many congratulations on getting the solution of the mystery

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  4. Thanks Maa, Chandanben and Milind. :)

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  5. The ferret-faced Lestrade dolefully blew smoke rings in the air. Holmes reproaches continued, stinging and direct, "This case, Sir, has been most regretably handled. The dismay that I feel is bearable only for the wonderful news and glad tidings that the accurate data readings bring". The professional detective looked downcast, his gaze fixed on his shoelaces. As for Holmes, the decanter was already off the shelf and the glasses plucked out of the kitchen cabiner. His celebrations, while rarely boisterous, always elevated the spirits and cheered up the soul.

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  6. Kartik Bhai!!..My 1st comment after following all the 38 posts quite regularly :) It's so cool to see those numbers in the "Are" column today..I hope and pray they get better by the day..And thank u so much for writing these blogs..So much to learn from them..inspirational indeed..Am blessed to have a senior colleague like u..
    And btw my grandmom keeps on asking about u ever since i donated platelets last year..she was very fascinated/surprised to hear the entire concept of isolation :)
    Hope the numbers get better..
    Take care Kartik bhai!
    -Amol

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  7. I love the way you have described everything :) Happy Independence Day ! Dhiti

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  8. Rajesh, you are absolutely brilliant and expected nothing less from you! Maybe I can outsource writing such write-ups to you the next time. Ferret-faced Lestrade - ha ha ha!

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  9. Dear Amol,

    Thanks for reading my blog. My inspiration is all of you positive people around me.

    It's wonderful to have a colleague like you. Please tell your grandmother to give you a pat on the back for donating me your platelets. I really am thankful to you for that.

    Please also tell your grandmother I am doing really well and trying to come out of the woods as soon as I can :).

    Kartik

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  10. Thanks Dhiti and happpy Independence day to you too! :)

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  11. why doctors try adventures ? but good to know the truth about the counts. people often miss roads from different route but finally get thro the right one. be spirited as ever and give us this chance of ur reading habits which u r now penning down. Mr. Regular is now in a different role but good to see him back also. gaurang.

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  12. Dear Kartik,
    It is for the first time that I read your blog update as I am poor at all this except for reading Kaka’s regular mail updates. But when I started reading it, I had to really look at the address to confirm that I was not reading Share Lok Homes [My own Desi ConVersion of Sherlok Holmes]. Ha ha ha…..
    G kaka’s comment about his lecturer is very pertinent as sometimes when logic does not work try the absurd – rather innovative. Life is like that only. Anyways, I do not intend to bore you with fillosofi as I believe it only situationally. Yesternight, we watched HIJACK produced by Anand Amritraj – Kaay Chaangli fotographi hoti rey!!!!!!! Baaki te lok kaay got-pit karat hote….vedya saarkhi…..kal lach nahi!! Hee hee hee….
    The Indian Health minister has declared a new measure to bring down the population of India by stating that 1/3rd of India will be H1N1 positive by 2011. His visionary intentions should honored with a doctorate degree in Spineless Floo discipline…after all he is the Health – cum- terrorizing Minister. If people like Shah Rookh Khaan can get a doctorate, why not Slave Nabi Independent!
    What do you have to say about SRK getting frisked and interrogated by US officers? Are bhai, Vardi ko bhi use karna chaiye kabhi kabhi….Like this, I was once detained at Heathrow airport in 2004, It happened like this – At the security point, when I passed through the gate, a beep was heard and immediately that Gora was happy that Hey! An Indian is caught! I was asked to step aside and they did a thorough search in open. And then they said that they could not find anything and then asked me to pass through again. The beep was heard again and I was made to go through the checks again, but this time with a good looking English lady assisting me. I was happy at that and so did not make any fuss about it. Mind you, all this happened in the open and other passengers were feeling jealous that why is this Indian being treated so nicely by this lovely lady? And then came the surprise, the lady told me – gentleman, remove your belt and take the pant off!! Wowwwwwwwwwww… should have been my reaction, but it was LHR security and the original beauty of LHR – Katrina telling me to do so…. I politely asked her why? She said that they are suspecting me to be carrying a gun with some bullets!! I was now worried…..and she realized that perhaps and told the security officer that let him only remove his belt and then pass through the gate. The security officer could say no to his senior. And I passed through the gate – this time there was……………………….no beep……yeahhhhh…..she was happy and I was also happy. But it was not that we happily lived ever after!! As I was forced to let the belt go as it contained bullet like buckle. All this took almost 30-35 minutes of my invaluable LHR duty free shopping time! But the greatest fun was that the pant was very loose and like a baaba, I had to hold it with my hands and carry a bag on the shoulder – from being Salman Khan, I became I.S.Johar! This incident happened in April 2004 when I was in Jet. It is after 5 and a half years that I am making it open to all….with a request to the readers not to harass the now not so young lady at the security gate!
    I hope I have not achieved the distinction of being the longest blog responder with no coverage on the subject……but that is me…..

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  13. ME etle........ Umesh samji gya hasho..barabar ne??!!!

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  14. Dear Umeshbhai, I was in splits after reading your comments! :)

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  15. Brilliant, Kartik, as always !!!
    While you find ever new and interesting ways of expressing yourself, I only have cliches like "brilliant" and "awesome" to express my admiration. These words dwarf with repetition and time.
    love,
    amit.

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  16. Sherlock: Another case solved. Truly Watson, I am honored to have had this quaint 'Indian' as my client. Albeit he has a strange accent, he speaks my language. Wouldn't you agree?

    Watson: Unquestionably. But pray explain how this young gentleman can write such splendid prose even as his platelet counts are jumping all over the place.

    Sherlock: Elementary Dear Watson. If you look close enough you'll see that it runs in his blood.

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  17. Thanks Amitbhai. Believe me you are equally capable of writing such stories :).

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  18. Komal you are good at this! Maybe we can write an alternate version of Indian Sherlock Holmes with a different set of eccentricities :).

    I was impressed with the pun you wrote at the end :).

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  19. Dear Kartikmama

    I have always been a fan of Sherlock Holmes and his uncomparable way of solving his cases. But going through your blog i am also one to add up in your fan list now not only because you have depicted your case so wonderfully just like holmes but also what i look upto you is your positive attitude towards your problems. keep that holmes spirit working always......... If we understand, life is a mystery unsolved and those who have the Holmes spirit never fail to solve their mysteries the right way. Hoping to see your blood chemistry shift its gear n increase its speed to a maximum.......

    Darshee

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  20. Dear Darshee,

    I am extremely happy to know that you are a Sherlock Holmes fan too! And your analogy of life as an unsolved mystery is impeccable!

    Kartik

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