"Mama [1]
, look Aayush wants to go shopping. Who will drive the car?," announced Mahy
marching into my room. She was carrying a doll of the size of my palm in her
little hands. Mahy rarely announces that she wants me to visit her fantasy
world. Fantasy world is her real world
and Tanush is very much a dweller of her world as much as I am.
He isn't an inanimate doll. In her world he breathes, he gets hungry, he
becomes cranky and he loves excursions. He isn't the only inhabitant in Mahy's
world. Tina, Bhondu and Kadam are the other citizens whom I have had the
pleasure of meeting. They are of different sizes, wear different attires
and have different hairdos (if they have hair that is). When I was introduced to
Tanush my primitive wordly eyes could not see him. Mahy was a little peeved when
I could see him sitting right beside me.
Do you want to be a part of Mahy's world? Immigration is a piece of cake here.
Just recently I convinced her, the sole immigration officer in her world, that
her Sponge Bob (tm) backpack is not just a mere dump bag. He is an interesting
character who is smitten by her world and wants to be a part of all the
fun we have everyday. It took me less than a minute to convince her to give him
citizenship. He would never need to carry passport when he enters her world. As
long as he is part of all activities that happen here (chores not being a part
of activities) he needs no identification.
Mahy's world keeps shrinking and growing between one and two rooms. But even when
it occupies just a room it can house a movie theater, a swimming pool, a cake shop,
a vegetable shop, a book shop, a grocery shop, a car and a bike. Speaking of
cars residents here are alien to the concept of a driver's license. Anyone -
Mahy, me, pocket-sized Aayush or even the invisible Tanush can drive the car.
You are rarely cash-strapped. Here petrol and pop corns cost the same - 2
Rupees, at the most 3. In fact even if you buy bags of snacks or gifts you
never pay more than 2 Rupees. In this world my empty iPod case magically
transforms into a wallet. I slide my hand inside the wallet and a credit card
comes out. Real world dwellers, you won't see it but believe us when we say
that we just pulled a nice glossy credit card typically used only at petrol
pumps. If the credit card fails to surface, the wallet produces this wondrous 2
Rupees coin. With this coin you can keep buying things and when you open your
purse to buy a new item, incredibly that very coin is still there in the purse.
Cell phones are used diligently out here. Broken cell phones, which were
shunned by the real world, work impeccably here. And so do the so-called toy
phones. They don't need any charging. They don't need any SIM card. They just
work. And you will never be hounded to pay the bill.
Monotony does not translate to boredom in our world. Monotony increases
happiness manifold. You would see us buying cakes every 5 minutes, not just one
cake for the birthday boy or girl but several of them, each to suit ones palate.
A minute after the birthday song is sung for Mahy, it is time to celebrate
birthday of Tanush.
We don't mind going to movie theater and devouring popcorns and colas umpteen
times. We see the same movie every time and dance to the same songs. And yet
dwellers of this town don't complain of boredom. They love every moment of it.
There is one fellow in particular in Mahy's world who has had a lasting
impression on me. He inspires me everyday. His name is Kadam (who graciously
agreed to putting his picture on my blog). Kadam means a step in Hindi. And I
know that in his case it is always a step forward. This guy smiles perennially
regardless of the situation he is in. By a series of unfortunate accidents
Kadam was rendered handless and limbless. We are frantically searching for his
appendages. Despite the pandemonium Kadam's face never shows alarm. He gives me
the broadest of his smiles. I get the same smile when we
talk about about my slow recovery. This guy cannot utter a single word but still
manages to sermonize me just by his smile. Whenever I am crestfallen and my
attention falls on Kadam, who is sloppily lying on a chair or bed, his smile
calms me.
For me and Mahy a day in her world is not just a make-believe game. For her it
is a routine and for me it is an invigorating experience. Her friends like
Kadam, who are labeled lifeless in my world, land up teaching me something
invaluable which the best of the teachers or books in my world could not teach
me.
[1] That's me. Nieces and nephews call maternal uncle Mama in my language. ^
Dear Kartik Kaka
ReplyDeleteYa indeed a great post. Incidently today it is teachers day and so wishing Happy Teachers day to Kadam.
Thanks Grant :)
ReplyDeleteYes! :) Happy Teacher's Day to Kadam indeed, Milind :)
Hello my dearest Kartikmama,
ReplyDeleteWhat a PLEASANT surprise !
You know I am reading your blogs as well as my mail regularly and I was overwhelmed when I found my sweetu Kadam looking and smiling at me.Many thanks for introducing Kadam alongwith my kid family to your friends and wellwishers..
I will now tell you about choice of their food.. Kadam likes choclate cake but Tina and Ayush like Pineapple cake and strawberry cake. and dont forget they enjoy their Tot (coke) and torn (corn) when they are watching big TV. (you know I pronounce T as C so donot get confused) One more thing they enjoy immensely is yummy choclates made by my Mamma. Bhondu being budhu eats any thing given ... even vasi vadapav bhi chalta hai.
I want to tell you one more thing. You know I do not like Maa(Nani) refusing to drive car while going shopping with me and the kids. She does not understand that I am so tired after feeding, dressing and teaching my little ones and here is Nani refusing to drive for me. Kartik Mama , can you give her piece of your mind to nnani about this ? yes ? Good that is like my good boy ! :) (Smiley)
With lots of love and Kisses from
Mahy Akshay Kamra
Nice one Kartik Bhai.. the counts look good too..the WBC count and hemoglobin have been consistent..which is awesome!!..keep it up and keep the posts coming! :) :)
ReplyDeleteWaiting on a new post! Love, Chandana
ReplyDeleteHi Chandanben,
ReplyDeleteYes tomorrow for sure. I will have my blood counts done by tomorrow and will be putting them up. Might even write up a small post :).
Love,
Kartik
Dearest Maa,
ReplyDeleteThanks for filling the vivid details that I missed to share with my readers in the post. I completely forgot about Tote (Coca Cola) and Torn that we have when we go to see a movie. :)
Love,
Kartik
Thanks Amol :)
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