Psi Sickness - Part I

Are you an owner of a vehicle that trudges on four legs, dispassionately referred to as tyres (and quite aptly "tires" in some countries)? Does the sight of tyre going sapless and hapless at the most inopportune moment leave you in cold sweat? Does it make you feel like a person who has just saved a drowning person but doesn't know how to resuscitate him? Have you ever been on a long drive - a drive well beyond the cozy confines of 1-800 emergency road services? And have you noticed that while your co-passengers are busy cooing oohs and aahs seeing the beautiful countryside, you are endlessly thinking whether your tyres are asymptomatic and at a healthy 30 psi? If the answers to our questions above were in affirmative we must sadly impart the news that you are suffering from Psi Sickness.

But there is hope. Air Apparent Academy can cure you! We will transform you from a nervous psi sick person to a person who is a jack-of-all-treads. Never again will you look at those miserable tyres with fear. On the contrary you, with your newly achieved alacrity, would want to fix every punctured tyre you come by on the road. We aren't didactic and have our own inimitable way of teaching you our subject of expertise.

Take for instance this couple from Pune. The wife is a daring adventurer and the husband a textbook case of psi sickness. Our tireless experts undertook his case and worked out the modus operandi to bring this pitiful bloke to normalcy.

It was learned that the couple was planning a drive to Lavasa - a picturesque hill city some 40 kms away from their home. Our surveillance center immediately apprised our experts, who within no time were on their drawing board and worked out the most unobtrusive plan to treat.